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It's not over yet, but I wanted to take a minute to thank y'all for hanging out with me here. This was a lot of fun, and something I'll want to try again next time the Cowboys have a game. (There's a 4% chance it will be next week!)

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50-50!

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What a bizarre season this was. A team with +110 point differential has almost never (maybe actually never?) gone 8-8.

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Yep. That's it. Cowboys playoff odds are down below 0.1% after the latest Eagles touchdown.

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Cowboys playoff odds back up to 36% thanks to honorary Cowboy Golden Tate!

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The Cowboys pulled off a great touchdown drive and the Eagles just allowed a game-tying field goal.

The Cowboys playoff odds are back to their highest of the day: 35%

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So if I understand this correctly, it's basically just a chat room. Any of you can comment and the rest of us can see it. And I'll be posting playoff% updates throughout the game.

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That Daniel Jones fumble is devastating.

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This next Giants drive will be very consequential. Eagles currently at 67% odds to win and end the Cowboys season.

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44% y'all

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Posted this below, but we're back to 38% playoff odds after the 68-yard Saquon run. We're back in it!

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Cowboys playoff odds: 38% after the Eagles punt

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It happened. An Eagles touchdown brings the Cowboys playoff odds down to 1 in 5. Save us Danny Dimes

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I live in constant fear of the Eagles scoring a touchdown. They're about to start another drive just behind the midfield line.

Cowboys playoff odds: 22%

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Huge sack on Carson Wentz stifles what was becoming a concerning drive in the Eagles game. They had advanced the ball to the Giants 43 before the 10-yard loss.

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Two big events just improved the picture for the Cowboys: Eagles fail to convert on 4th and 7, and Cowboys get a turnover courtesy of Jaylon Smith.

Cowboys playoff odds: 34% (!)

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Let's talk about the Eagles game for a second. If the Eagles beat the Giants, the Cowboys have no shot of making the playoffs. FPI sees the Eagles as 70% favorites, meaning the WAS-DAL result only matters for that remaining 30% window of probability. Dallas is a 91% favorite in its own game, so that brings their playoff odds to 26%. In *most* scenarios where the Eagles lose today, the Cowboys win the NFC East.

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

Dak loves stiff arming Washington.

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

Golden Tate is forgiven for all of

His past travesties.

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

Gmen driving...

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

ooooook so apparently dak can throw downfield today (so why haven't we been doing that?)

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

NFC East doing the NFL proud in both games sheesh

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

I know this makes me a bad fan, but I’m torn between wanting to make the playoffs and also wanting Jerry to learn a painful lesson. I guess I’ll take the playoffs.

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

Cobb with the $250,000 catch!

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

SAQUON!

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

SAQOUN. MATTERS.

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

COME ON DANIEL

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

Cmon Daniel.

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

have to re sign Quinn

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

Hello Daniel

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

The Cowboys defense getting turnovers? The apocalypse is here!

Which only means one thing: Cowboys will be NFC East champs!

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

Just assumed that holding was on Tyron even tho he’s inactive.

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

If we want to win get out to a fast start make Philly start looking at the scores

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

Cowboys-Seahawks first round playoffs in the establish the run game of the century

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

Who’s ready for 15 first down Zeke runs today?

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

Can’t wait to watch this team accidentally fall backwards into the playoffs today.

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

EPA boxscore highlights: Dak at -0.3 on dropbacks, but 1.7 on rushes, probably because of the sacks. Zeke at 1.8, Coop at 5.5 (1.37/play!), Cobb at 4.1

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

If I was Shepard I’d sue Daniel for emotional distress after this game.

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

It’s happening!

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

Eagles punt!

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

How are we feeling, fellow nerds?

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

Should we resign cobb?

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

We have a tie game lads.

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

GIANTS BIG PLAY AND ROUGHING THE PASSER PENALTY

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

Remember when it was enjoyable to watch this offense?

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

It's a shame we aren't allowed to cover their TE. Seems like it gives them an unfair advantage, but rules are rules.

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

Giants offense makes me sad, Jones just underthrew shepard with a throw that could’ve put them in FG range.

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

are we still not sure on Daks shoulder , looking from the play calling?

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Dec 29, 2019Liked by Daniel Houston

Please do this next season too

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